There are not enough words in the world to describe the amazing that is Frank Miller, but we'll give it a try anyway.

He is gravity defying, until gravity, the fickle mistress she is, reminds him that she is in charge. He sings like the hopes of all children being crushed into misery. He spins and throws and twirls a stick to deadly effect, while never killing or harming anyone, no matter how richly they may have deserved it, and he breaks things, not bones, not hearts, things, on purpose, premeditated, even.

Oh and his does some juggling as well.

Frank Miller is so amazing that he can, without breaking a sweat, mock an audience to within an inch of their lives and still walk afterwards. Additionally, but not lastly, Frank has never broken a bone that he has admitted and now that he has crushed the dreams of his children, he is doing the same for audiences at Renaissance Faires, children's camps, festivals of all kinds, and random street performances.

It's almost as if he has a plan, but he is much too amazing for that. Below are images of Frank Miller, doing what he does best, being amazing. And the most amazing thing of all? He can touch his tongue to his nose.

You may weep.